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927

Is anyone from romania around here ?

926

Tbh American Pie!

:p

925
Counting down!

924
i'm from romania

923
Well that's weird, I could have sworn that everybody else was from Romania, too. Hmmmm?

922
))=))

921

Nice

920....romanian? what's that

919 QUACK

918
never heard of the places ......... only kidding its on a map some where

917

Good it`s still on the map....

916

well dont really know never really looked for it and never had to go their with the army so not really bother the day i need to patrole the street their then ill look it up well may be

915 never try to braid your cats whiskers especialy if the cat still has all its claws

914

I always preferred to cut off the whiskers on one side and watch them walk lopsided for weeks

913

Coat the whiskers in candle wax, then light them. Shave the rest of the cat first so it doesn't catch fire.

912

Thought for the next few hours: There are two certainties. If you drop a cat it will always land on it't feet. If you drop buttered bread on the floor it will always land buttered side down. Which of these certainties would give if you stapled buttered bread to the back of a cat and dropped them?

911 dependa on the weight of the bread and butter

910

and the wind...

909 also what if the cat has gas?

908

Anyone playing Hattrick?

907 not me.

906

Played before

905

wouldnt the cat flip himself over? landing on its feet? would kinda depend on the length of the staples wouldnt it? it u stapled it to the cats feet butter up i figure he would most certainly wouldnt land on his feet

904

Perhaps the cat would lick the butter off the toast and land on his face; even though the toast is on his back, he can reach it. I believe in miracles, especially if we're stapling bread to cats and the cat lets you.

903

what do you think they invented kevlar for... that it stopts bullets is just a nice side-effect but those cats...